okay, so i have a question for everyone. be *creative* with your answer!

in addition to doing my graphic novel, i'm throwing together a superhero team of a bunch of misfits and assholes. one of the characters is based on a silly comment a friend of mine made (long story) but it's a little too....blatant (?) for what i want.

so, i need name suggestions for this guy who's basically a flamingly gay zorro (originally aptly named "faggot zorro") and he can swordfight and all that, but isn't really a great superhero.

but yeah, i need a clever, funny, and perhaps sublty (or not so sublty) sexual/indicitive of homosexuality name for him.

he'll be joining teammates by equally goofy backgrounds and names, including Naked Thunder (a mute streaker in boots an goggles that lives in the closet at their headquarters and whose only power is distraction).

all characters belong to Working Title Comics Inc., but you of course get credit for the name. And could...maybe be his sidekick or something? We'll work it out, i'll give credit where it's due, i swear :)

help!

i love you all.